No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
