Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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