reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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