no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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