So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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