I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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