Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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