I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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