Ambien. No doubt about it.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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