I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
