You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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