Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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