bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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