There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's blow job season.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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