She announced her abortion via fbk
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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