Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At least make sure they are 18
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This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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