Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm just crazy horny about you
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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