: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's JV to your varsity
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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