Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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