Its about making memories worth repressing
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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