Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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