i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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