I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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