How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
