come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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