Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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