Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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