At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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