How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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