You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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