I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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