this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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