So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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