Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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