I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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