At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
