Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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