You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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