susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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