I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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