i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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