You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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