I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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