what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
