Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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