I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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