You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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