i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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