The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
