so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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