Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
do nipples grow back?
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