Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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